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Ah yes...MASH. How could we all have forgotten that one?
Listen to the version with lyrics (but don't do it when drunk and/or depressed).
You mentioned several sports intros. My favorites of those come from when I was a little kid: the Pro Bowlers Tour from the mid-seventies and the NBA on CBS.
I heard the lyrical version of the MASH theme for the first time a few months ago. You're right, very depressing song. I also didn't know the NBA was on CBS until I rented a Dr. J documentary from Netflix. They had a full game as a bonus feature. The NBA was so much better back then.